spankfuck

1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them

1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.

spankfuck by Allen February 9, 2004

SpawnFuck 

1.The act of SpawnFucking. In an online First-Person-Shooter, to SpawnFuck means to completely decimate the entire opposing team, repeatedly killing them as they spawn from dying.

2. Getting fucked over by the poor spawning system in an online First-Person-Shooter so that you respawn on top of/in front of an enemy bullet, grenade, or other explosive.

1. Helpless noob: "omg we are getting SpawnFucked by these hackers!!!11!!!one!!!!*turns off Xbox"
SpawnFucker: "NOOO HE WAS HOST!!!!!"

2. Normal Player: "Yay, finally a game." *joins the game and instantly dies to an enemy grenade* "...Wow, what a SpawnFuck" *turns off Xbox*

SpawnFuck by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 22, 2011

Spantucky 

A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences.

The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty.

It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware], provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists.

Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA.

A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.

Lets go to Southend Hardware in Spantucky but bring your wallet because they'll wanna see your ID to buy any cleaners or fertilizer.

Spantucky by Lilysaramoon February 7, 2013

slackfuck 

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

slackfuck by DPdaix October 27, 2006

Sporkfucker 

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

Sporkfucker by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

spunkbucket 

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling

Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!

spunkbucket by busterbrown September 14, 2006

spacefuckery 

Sci-fi action, potentially ridiculous.

Wow, that Orson Scott Card novel was full of an obscene amount of militant spacefuckery.

spacefuckery by Jesse Montgomery June 11, 2006