turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.

She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.

by KillBot69 January 28, 2019

abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.

Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.

example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.

by niteridet December 3, 2019

partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.

* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.

by jenni! holla! August 1, 2008