Cookie Monster

A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.

"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."

by Blank Father Goodman October 19, 2009

Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.

Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"

by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007

Monserrat

She's a mamacita sexy, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, Boys die to have her as her girlfriend. Warning: Don't get her ANGRY or she'll turn into the Devil! She's the sweetest most loving person. She's always got your back with whatever you need and she can always count on her friends. she has the luckiest Best friends anyone could have (Areli,Arlyn,Ayesha,lilly,Joselyn,Myra) She loves her Boyfriend Noah S💘 witch are dating secretly and are going on dates 💕

Boy 1: Did you hear that Noah and Monserratbare dating secretly
Boy 2: I'm jealous she's a smoken hot babe

Boy 1:Me too but she hasn't told her friends that she's dating Noah💕

by ~Monster~#1 March 13, 2019

Rape Monster

1. A guy who gets girls at college (or other) parties super wasted and takes them to the bathroom (or other facility) to have sexual intercourse with only half to no consent on the girl's part.

2. An actual monster, be it one that lives under a bed, in the woods, in dark places, or Detroit, who rapes people, animals, or other monsters.

3. A "cougar" who loiters at hotel lobbies and bars and lures young men (as young as 16) into their hotel room with the promise of a joint venture of "Call of Duty" for PS3, and proceeds to force themselves on the young man sexually.

1. "Ya, Benny's in jail man. He totally banged that chick last night but she musta' changed her mind midway, 'cause her dad called the cops and told them he was a RAPE MONSTER."

2. "That Barney the dinosaur totally lost it on set the other day and went RAPE MONSTER on that little Jimmy kid."

3. "Stay away from that old cougar man. She's a total RAPE MONSTER."

by milehighpat June 19, 2010

Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."

"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

by erectism January 11, 2008