war hammer 

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

war hammer by J Dawg April 18, 2003

MC Hammer 

Name used for someone who is: severely in debt or bankrupt.
Originated from rapper MC Hammer, who is now doing TV shows on PAX TV and numerous amounts of DJ-ing for High School functions and birthday parties.

The boy is white. He swaggers like a rapper, but sucks at rapping. His family is also in credit card debt up to their necks. The boys and girls in school call this boy "MC HAMMER".

MC Hammer by Brandon Brown March 20, 2005

The Hammer

A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.

After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.

The Hammer by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008

Cunt Hammer 

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.

"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."

Cunt Hammer by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009

Akron Hammer

One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle

Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Akron Hammer by Supercoolryan December 28, 2009

sledge hammer 

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

sledge hammer by matt March 2, 2004

honeoye falls hammer 

It is when you are having sex with a girl, and you pull out cum on her face and smack her face with your dick and spread the cum on her face with your dick

man, i gave my hoe the honeoye falls hammer this weekend

honeoye falls hammer by Bruce Curwin May 30, 2008