Cleaf

1. Verb. When a woman farts out of their female lower privates.

2. Noun. A fart out of a female lower private.

1. Preston: "Dang! Mrs Conway just cleafed!"

2. Preston: "Dude! Do you smell thatcleaf?!?!"

by Ryan Conway January 12, 2009

cleach

Lit. A leach that attaches itself to the clitorious region of a womans sexual organs.

After playing in the creek all day, Mary felt some discomfort and noticed that several cleaches had attached themselves to her clitoris. She freaked out until she found a cleachlicker named John who sucked them off of her.

by Mel & Andrew September 18, 2008

clean sock

A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

Clean Mean

One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.

I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?

by DrabeyDray May 5, 2010

Cleaf

To bang, fuck, or pierce one's genitalia with a toothpick.

Oh yeah, Sharon gave me a real good cleaf yesterday.

by Lashock717 June 5, 2017

Cleaf

Noun: Cl-ee-f

Cleaf a human who is very sensetive can rap like no tomorrow and scores bare shortys

Wow when I grow up I want to get bare shortys like cleaf.

by Cleeftasticperson13 June 6, 2018

clean up shop

a way to discriminate against mexicans because they clean

Bro shut up juan go clean up shop you mexican!

by yamomhaha April 8, 2022