testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits

your mother is a testant

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

TentaCool

1- a Octopus type pokemon....

2- a poke-dorkie way to say "cool"

Pokedork1: hey dude, sup?
Pokedork2: not much, i just bought a link cable
Pokedork1: man, thats just so TentaCool...

by !rving January 8, 2007

tentative

Acting as if unsure what to do.

It can mean uncertain or even hesitant.

I was tentative about signing up for parachuting lessons.

by Moon Goat September 9, 2004

Old Testament God

The original father figure whose family got so obnoxious that He decided to up and leave before we even got started growing up.

When Old Testament God gets back from the store with his cosmic cigarettes, He's going to have an infinite supply of Cataclysmic Foot-in-Ass for how we've been treating the place.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

xxx tentacles

For people who dont know how to say xxxtentacion, just call it xxx tentacles

person one: How do you say that one rappers name?
person two: Oh, I dont know, but i just call him xxx tentacles

by HeyItsMyGuy January 11, 2019

Testacuzzi

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and forces her to gargle his semen, at this point the man dunks his balls into the woman's mouth thus creating a jacuzzi for his testicles.

Thom: "How's that new girlfriend of yours?"
Greg: "Great man, she even let me relax my balls in a nice Testacuzzi"

by CaptinStabber August 1, 2011