Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010

Tabea

Tabea is a funny and outspoken girl, with strong emancipative and feminist values. She is very outgoing and direct, so sometimes one can feel a bit overwhelmed by her strong character. She has lots of love to give, which she will show to the ones she loves at every given second. She always makes everyone laugh out loud with her sillyness, but she can be serious too, when needed. Tabeas are an enrichment for everyone's life, so if you are lucky to have a Tabea in your life, make sure to keep her around.

"It's so pleasant to chill with Tabea, she always makes me laugh!"

"I had this very deep talk about feminism lately". - "Sounds so Tabea!"

by Sallinskey December 16, 2018

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

tableing

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

by Houlahan February 23, 2006

head of the table

Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.

I am The Head of the Table.

If they don't respect us then who are we.

by That Madness December 10, 2020

tabe

Common abbreviation of table tennis

"Fancy a game of tabe?"

by MattClap June 22, 2008

flip a table

to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.

Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.

I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.

by lah_lah June 16, 2009