straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

stroodle

misspelling of toaster stroodle, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

Stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel. also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle
Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!
Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020

Stroodle Doodle

The act of sticking your dick in a pouch of toaster stroodle icing and having a female lick it off. If you cum before she is finished you have to fuck her butt until you do.

Hey, baby. Ever heard of a stroodle doodle?

by Valyx December 4, 2020

Stoddlesworth

Stoddlesworth is someone who is being an absolute stud whilst being so fancy you can't even fathom calling them such a stud. Stoddlesworth is the full name of stud therefore is fancier.

Person 1: Wow look at my man Reid.
Person 2: Yeah he's such a stoddlesworth.

by SkinnyNat March 9, 2021