stafoo

STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!

bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*

by theeclique February 23, 2004

staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003

Seafood chowder

While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.

I made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker's face last night!

by juanpablow July 2, 2009

Staff Sergeant Major

An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.

Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.

by TribalSoulJah October 13, 2011

seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

School staff prostitute

A woman on the staff of a school that guys at the school and male teachers can buy sex from. Most often an unoffical position but there is a movement inderway to make it an offical job. There are said to school staff prostitutes in some places in Europe.

She's the school staff prostitute.

by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

THHS staff

People who just might be related to Nazis, if not the reincarnation of each and everyone one of them.

If it weren't for these terrible people, Trabuco Hills High School would be a much happier, more productive learning environment.

Most ride golf carts, have an obvious God-complex, and get some sort of sexual thrill from torturing the children they've been given power over.

But, most of all, their favorite form of torture is putting these children though verbal abuse for "crimes", never spoken of until the day the staff claimed they were commited.

A word to the wise: You are no longer allowed to leave the THHS locker rooms after PE class until the bell rings, even if you're fully dressed. You will be punished without a previous warning.

I'm sorry, my friend. I wanted to hang out with you, but the THHS staff were busy beating me with chains for talking on the phone with my mother, who was delivering me news of my grandmother's death.

by Jackson Twenty May 16, 2008