Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic.
"So there I was in the rat stance, I'd got to the jester's shoes and she walked in on the vinegar stroke. Nothing could stop me by then"
by Doogle October 7, 2005
Get the rat stance mug.A stance normally used by people who are mentally handicapped at around lunch time in school cafeteria's after they are done talking to people. The left foot is forward and the right foot is back, while they rock back and forth while looking at the clock.
by Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008
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1. big, muscular
2. to (put the staunch on) as threatening/scaring them
3. to be smooth infront of girls
2. to (put the staunch on) as threatening/scaring them
3. to be smooth infront of girls
1. that blokes a staunch
2. i put the staunch on some kids yesterday
3. i saw u putting the staunch on those ladies
2. i put the staunch on some kids yesterday
3. i saw u putting the staunch on those ladies
by eshayz! January 27, 2005
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Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning
Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning
by powdahh December 7, 2006
Get the stance mug.(standing infront of a person cracking your nuckles invoking fear in person at train station and them stepping back against fence) *next day*
"i hear you were trying to fucken staunch him at the station cracken your nuckles n shit"
"i hear you were trying to fucken staunch him at the station cracken your nuckles n shit"
by The accused June 23, 2004
Get the staunch mug.A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
by Craigsfan October 7, 2007
Get the wide stance mug.A stauncher is an australian gangsta. The pose of staunching is to pull your shirt over your face but leaving your eyes still visable, with you other hand you put it in the air and make your fingers in a gun shape. Staunchers commit a number of crimes such as: drug use, under age drinking, shop lifting, mugging or "rolling" people for their belonings, and most importantly "painting trains" as in doing graffiti.
"I staunched some kid last night" as in i mugged someone last night
"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
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