Squilliam

1. The opposite of Squidward, who is God.
2. The Antichrist.
3. Squidward's highschool nemesis.

Squilliam has a mansion, and Squidward does not. How sad.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012

Hershey Squirt

When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.

Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.

by Archibald Wolfgang January 22, 2007

squigtime

An annoying angry kid often found complaining about something pointless on the game known as Runescape.

lol lets hang out in edge! omfg squigtime complaining there nvm.

by squigtime April 11, 2009

Squirt

A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.

Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.

by thrushpuppy August 19, 2015

Squirt N Jerk

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

squint eastwood

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

by squint eastwood October 10, 2008

juicy squirt

the substance that is secreted from a womans vagina at any given time
can come in many different forms such as:
-sticky
-clear
-wet
-whitish yellow

I Juicy squirted on my foot on the way into the shower!
Person 1: uhoh
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just juicy squirted.

by kalime July 3, 2008