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spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.
When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.
by Cooey K May 5, 2008
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Greek Spelunker

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"
I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.
by Darryl N December 14, 2008
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Hunk o’ Spunk

hunk o’ spunk refers to Kel, Kath’s partner in the Australian Kath & Kim TV series.

He is the epitome of boomer male perfection, in her eyes, replete with 80’s neon workout gear and a dramatic comb over.
Well you’re my Hunk o’ Spunk Kel.
by CherieCrocker August 21, 2018
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Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie
girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!
by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008
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spunkadonia

A situation where a man gets to ejaculate semen into the vaginas, anal passages and faces of lots of ladies of low morality.
Look Ryan, check these sluts out. We've found spunkadonia.
by ricosuave80 July 12, 2009
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Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you
(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin
by Moopzoo September 2, 2010
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Spunk and Run

The act of returning to a random female's apartment after a night out on the sauce, then vacating her abode at lightening velocity once the messy act has concluded.
"Here Bazza, what happened with that burd last night?"
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"

"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."
by JonathanBag July 31, 2013
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