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Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual
Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon
by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022
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Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge
Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep
by EbolaChola January 8, 2023
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Spoofing

When you’re being told something that isn’t true/real, and it’s a joke or a lie.
He told me he was super fun, turns out he was serious, he was spoofing me

Stop spoofing me, I know it’s not true
by Ella is hot 123 May 1, 2023
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Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.
Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli
by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025
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spoofing

scamming a person out of their money, they will use some social engineering to steal your money. After they'll make you say "i'm a burger"
"I just did some spoofing on that burger for 30K"
by goofy3535 September 7, 2025
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Face Spoofing

Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.
Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.
by amfr May 11, 2011
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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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