Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.

Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."

by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013

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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

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