A Utah based MLM (aka pyramid scheme) formerly known as Maskara that pushes overpriced makeup products to young conservative housewives in rural areas by falsely leading them to believe that they’re running their own independent businesses. Most newly recruited “makeup artists” (downlines) rarely turn out a profit worth the fees+time spent and the effort of their labors. The MLM has a very cult-like orange & white aesthetic to it with toxic positivity being pushed to the max to sell product. Uplines often spend thousands of their husband’s income attempting to present an image of fake wealth and success to their potential recruits on their walking billboard of an Instagram/Facebook account.
Cody from KY: Yeah, so the wife says she’s startin er own beauty business thru this here company called Seint. I’m hopin this’ll make us enough extra money to finally be able to afford to build us a proper chicken coop to keep all them coons out. Money’s real tight right now what with the saw mill being down and the church needing 10% of our pre tax income.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
Tyler from TN: Take her phone and delete her Facebook and Instagram before she gets sucked in and you both get bled dry of what’s left of your monthly paycheck. That right there’s a pyramid scheme, son. Jesse’s cousin’s wife got tricked into that one and she blew thousands of his hard earned dollars before she alienated herself from all her friends and had to quit. Let her do that and you’ll never be able to afford that fancy Italian Benelli M4 you’ve been talking about gettin every dang dove season for the past five years. Just have her go back to babysitting the neighbors kids.
Cody from KY: Aw shucks, I should never been so easy on her dropping out of her pre reqs for nursing school at the community college. Now she done has no job options and is all depressed like cause we can’t afford to make a baby without goin on welfare.
by Jesse’sCousin January 3, 2022
Get the Seint mug.The Seinfeld Chronicles is the pilot episode of the NBC series, Seinfeld. It originally aired on July 5, 1989. The original title of the episode was Good News, Bad News however it has been confirmed by the creators that the title of the pilot is The Seinfeld Chronicles.
It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series.
The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff.
Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry.
The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a choice about where to sleep by bringing in another bed. The episode gives viewers a quick glimpse at George's profession (real estate) and also Kramer's (questionable get rich quick schemes).
At the airport, George and Jerry continue to talk in an effort to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival. Laura arrives and takes Jerry (and George) by surprise. The two arrive at Jerry's apartment and he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Laura removes some excess clothing to get comfortable and asks for wine. Jerry believes he has gotten to the bottom of the whole question. His plans are abruptly interrupted when he learns Laura has a fiancé. Jerry realizes he has no chance with Laura but has already committed himself — and his studio apartment — to an entire weekend with her.
Note
The episode does not feature the character of Elaine Benes. Her character was introduced as a result of constructive criticism based on this episode.
Lee Garlington, who played Claire (the waitress at Pete's) in the pilot, although credited as a regular, was not asked to appear in the series and is only featured in this episode.
The restaurant Jerry and George are eating lunch at is known as Pete's Luncheonette in this episode. It will later be known as the well-known Monk's Cafe for the remainder of the series.
It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series.
The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff.
Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry.
The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a choice about where to sleep by bringing in another bed. The episode gives viewers a quick glimpse at George's profession (real estate) and also Kramer's (questionable get rich quick schemes).
At the airport, George and Jerry continue to talk in an effort to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival. Laura arrives and takes Jerry (and George) by surprise. The two arrive at Jerry's apartment and he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Laura removes some excess clothing to get comfortable and asks for wine. Jerry believes he has gotten to the bottom of the whole question. His plans are abruptly interrupted when he learns Laura has a fiancé. Jerry realizes he has no chance with Laura but has already committed himself — and his studio apartment — to an entire weekend with her.
Note
The episode does not feature the character of Elaine Benes. Her character was introduced as a result of constructive criticism based on this episode.
Lee Garlington, who played Claire (the waitress at Pete's) in the pilot, although credited as a regular, was not asked to appear in the series and is only featured in this episode.
The restaurant Jerry and George are eating lunch at is known as Pete's Luncheonette in this episode. It will later be known as the well-known Monk's Cafe for the remainder of the series.
by P.redeckis June 11, 2006
Get the The Seinfeld Chronicles mug.Related Words
by trevor92 April 8, 2009
Get the seeing each other mug.Developed in 1966 at the Florida State University, Seminole Juice was designed to trump the University of Florida's popular sport drink Gatorade. It was nowhere near as popular and was removed from the shelves after it was found to cause rectal bleeding. The taste was equated to burnt hair or Mung Cheese. Nowadays, the term is used to describe a horrible and often retarded invention or idea. See also: Tapler
by Juan Lucas Simms November 21, 2010
Get the Seminole Juice mug.Current NHL star and 2009/10 Art ross trophy winner ( most points in a season) Plays for the Vancouver Canucks along with his twin brother Daniel Sedin. Some joke that they have telepathetic communication because they always seem to know where each other is. Henrik is currently a nominee for the coveted Hary trophy for MVP.
Shorty: Burrows pass tipped to daniel by henrik sedin, what a great pass that was, and now daniel sedin puts it through his legs and beats kiprusoff!!!! Great play!!
Tommy: Hank 4 Hart baby!
Tommy: Hank 4 Hart baby!
by Bob De Jong April 30, 2010
Get the Henrik Sedin mug.Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."
Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."
First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."
First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010
Get the Silk and satin, signed wit a patent mug.Selinda - Greek dialect variant of Celeste - meaning heavenly. A name that is rarely used in modern times, and although female it has been used by both men and women throughout history as a first name, though more commonly as a last name.
Often appearing in modern literature as the name for characters that are exotic and sensual in nature, often depicted in scenes involving bondage and fetish depictions of strong vivid sex. Some of the description lean more towards a woman who's sexual appetite would shame most nymphomaniacs.
Often appearing in modern literature as the name for characters that are exotic and sensual in nature, often depicted in scenes involving bondage and fetish depictions of strong vivid sex. Some of the description lean more towards a woman who's sexual appetite would shame most nymphomaniacs.
Bound in ropes tight enough to restrict even her breathing; Selinda's comfort and peace expanded into an ecstasy that vibrated through her core, building into to a wet climactic release that left her aching thighs damp.
by Master Nepharious July 29, 2010
Get the Selinda mug.