Separation anxiety

Anxiety felt after being away from a loved one during lockdown due to Coronavirus

Awww now I’ve got separation anxiety

Lockdown has given me some serious separation anxiety

by schmeggy September 14, 2020

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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.

“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”

by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023

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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 15, 2023

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check-out Separators

Those small separator beams at the check-out.

"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

by Thor Prit gut December 01, 2016

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primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed January 11, 2016

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