scunt bag

scunt bag: a councilite male who will mack on to any female in the hope of passing down his useless sperm in order to get a council house and use the bockety child to get a passport on the council board..

these guys usually fail at relationships and can be seen regulary munching at the eurosaver menu at mcdonalds

scunt bag one: oiii craighhh wanna head down to scunderland and grab a few eurosavers mate??

scunt bag two: yeahh one min (after unsucessfully trying to pull AN OVERWEIGHT michelle), ready to scunt mate,lets grab a few scoops first eh??

by EVERYONEHATESASCUNTBAG May 9, 2009

scungecunt

a dirty vagina full of semen, from more than a single source. also, a used up gang bang victim or vaginally promiscuous whore that doesnt clean up after work.

also sometimes used for very dirty/slutty gay people who "catch".

"your wife is a scungecunt, she smells bad"

"tom is a big gay scungecunt!"

by ApoC_101 March 1, 2006

Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

sconce

At certain UK universities, to force someone who falls into a specified category to drink. Often a part of formal meals and crew dates, the aim is to encourage excessive alcohol consumption. When 'sconced', those to whom the sconce applies must stand and take a large gulp of whatever alcoholic drink they are on.

"I sconce anyone who has defined sconcing on Urban Dictionary"

by haec est cicero1990 November 22, 2009

scrunchy

a ponytail holder or hair tie, often very decorative with gathers. Can be solid or patterned. Usually made of fabric. Name comes from Scünci, a company which makes many types of hair products including ponytail elastics, etc.

Nothing would hold my straight hair back until I found this awesome scrunchy!

by GGP May 18, 2006

Scunt

Scunt - A scumbag and a cunt combined into one hurtful slur. "Scunt" is used to define a person who is low brow, scummy, and just an all in all cunt. Common traits of a scunt include farting in locked cars, stealing beer from parties, and reckless driving in traffic.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about what James did the other night? I heard he rocked up to the party and tried to bukkake a girl but got shut down by the other guys.

Billy: Oh god, what a scunt.

by arithegod January 19, 2015

scounce

(v)To leave a group of people without informing anyone of your departure.

Where did Justin go? I dont know he must have scounced.

by Texas Stu October 23, 2006