Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

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Schwinn

1. Name of a brand of popular bicycle.
2. Term originated at the University of Central Florida in the fall of 1999, to describe a loose woman whom every person has coitus with, or in layman's terms, everybody can screw, similar to a town bicycle.

"Yo, that dumb schwinn will bang you if you give her the time of day!"

by The Stallion October 30, 2004

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schminky

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.

hey that schminky is a very strange alien.

by Proffesor Absynthia May 17, 2006

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Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

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schwinky

The new word for awesome.
We believe it originates from the brand Schweppes and the anonymous person created this word in a drunken stupor.

So schwinky now exists as the new awesome!! Spread the word!

This is sooo SCHWINKY!!
Team SCHWINKY!!
I was having sex with my bitch it was so SCHWINKY that my boner kept returning.

by Team SCHWINKY May 19, 2008

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