schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004

schmooey

a top tier clone hero player

that guy plays like schmooey!

by TylerGH April 23, 2021

schmole

A person who smokes massive amounts of cigarettes in their house.

When I walked into my mom's house it smelt like schmoles.

by inkoluv September 8, 2007

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

Hit the schmoney bottle

When you do something cool or epic

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard

by HotDick53 August 5, 2019

Dirty Schroder

An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:

Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone

**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**

"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"

Guy 1: What do you think you're doing, Dirty Schroder? GTFO

Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?

Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!

by Soldier X58 October 24, 2011