Stinger

An exceptional man and father who enjoys watching sports and drinking beer.

He an awesome guy, a true Stinger.

by Swell05 June 8, 2023

honey on your stinger

Sexual intercourse.

From "Johnny Be Good" (1988), in a line from Coach Sanders, played by veteran character actor Steve James (deceased).

Coach Sanders: "You boys wanna get some honey on your stinger tonight? Well, you're not gonna unless you get out there and kick some butt! Now let's go!"

Football Players (growling): "Hooh, hooh, hooh, yeah!"

by outnabout April 15, 2010

Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

since Saving Private Ryan

A phrase used to compare something, even when they aren't movie related.

Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.

Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.

That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.

Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.

by A. Dufresne April 23, 2014

madting sadting

A ting that is mad but is also sad.

Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.

by manavinho October 13, 2015

stingray

What killed Steve Irwin.

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray.

by sallyadamswashtub September 4, 2006