Queever Hog

An obese woman/girl. Usually so fat and disgusting that the rolls of her size destroys any curves of her body. Queever hogs usually have boobs coming out their back that are caused by strain between her bra and fat, squishing them into looking like back boobs. A bunt is another common symptom of being a queever hog.

"We went to Ruby Tuesdays to celebrate graduation and of course we had to get the one queever hog waitress"

"Hey John, did the queever hog even fit through the bus doors?"

by captainawesomex March 29, 2010

Queener

An effeminate human male so enthralled by his female companion that he embraces feminine activities with disturbing conviction and enthusiasm. As a queener begins engaging in activities such as cookware shopping, horseback riding, or semi-spontaneous trips to Paris/Rome his testosterone evaporates abruptly, leaving him even too defeated to have hopes of ever reviving his manliness.

Term is derived from a man who "queens" his woman by groveling and bowing to her every demand and need, no matter how much it displeases him or may cause him physical pain.

-Dave's not hanging with us tonight because he's throwing a Tupperware party with his wife tonight.

-Wow, Dave's turned into quite the "queener" ever since their first date at that Sting concert.

by S Lopez December 24, 2007

queener

someone who acts stupid

You're a stupid queener.

by olganhelga December 5, 2004

Queeger

noun
a "cocky" fucker of Ryan who likes to do it Doggy Style at school

ALSO SEE: Gay Fag

Queeger smiled at Ryan as they came out of the closet (literally) after a hard fuck.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

Queemer

A Queemer is when a girl Queefs so hard and violently that it causes a large vibation or small earthquake/tremer, the word is a combination of Queef and Tremer and is pronounced (QUEM-ER)

"omg dude did you feel that?" "yeah man dont worry it was just a queemer, must be my sister in the shower"

by yourmumsspagg July 24, 2015

queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

queefen

A pathetic person who gets goblin stomped

It's a good thing queefen had that camero, otherwise Brandon would have goblin stomped that ass!

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017