Pun-ishment

Noun.
When somebody makes a mistake and must atone for said mistake by enduring an onslaught of puns.

John broke his toe, and wasn't impressed when we told him that we toe-tally supported him. That was just the beginning of his pun-ishment

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 08, 2021

no pun intended

something you say when you attempt to make a joke with a pun and no one laughs at it.

person 1- ray william johnson is retarded

person 2- yea, he's raytarded.

*cricket chirps*

person 2- no pun intended.

by eggcorn July 23, 2011

pun tang

PUN TANG (the correct way to spell it) ** pooty-pussy. Pop tha twAt!

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

Pun Intended

Used when someone wants to make a pun more clear.

If nobody drowns at the lake, everything will go along swimmingly. Pun intended.

by Willoe July 02, 2011

pun hell

Where you get sent when you make a very bad pun. The pun could be "bad" because its just so good and causes laughter, or its "bad" because its just so lame. The worse the pun, the lower the level.

It is contested whether Pun Hell has 7 or 9 levels.

You would get sent to pun hell for making the following puns:

"The colt couldn't speak because he was a little hoarse."

Holding an ice cube up to your necklace and saying "the ice around my neck.."

Making a joke about DoughBoy increasing his "dotage."
(extra points if you get that one)

by Tedi September 23, 2005

pun guns

when you make a really great pun and you celebrate by shooting both hands like "guns" (shooting noises are required)

Credit due to my dear friend E.I.M (you know who you are beech)

Guy#1: Hey, why did the teacher confiscate the rubber band gun during algebra class?

Guy #2: I dunno...why?

Guy #1: Because it was a weapon of "math disruption" *pun guns*

by cromizzle92 October 04, 2013

fucking pun

a play on words which, when used, is a quick way to lose friends.

"Jokes about pirates are off the hook." "was that a fucking pun"

by beautiful-psychotic December 22, 2013