procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastibate

To waste useful time by masturbating

Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad

by Wreckitwednesday June 9, 2015

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.

Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"

by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017