Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

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procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

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Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.

Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

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One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.

Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.

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When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

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I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

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