Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.

Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011

Procrastinigga

One who procrastinates while doing typical "nigga shit". ie. Playing Spades, Watching Maury, Stuntin, Baggin Bitches.

Guy1: What you doing we were suppose to leave an hour ago!

Guy2: Give me one second, Maruy just came on.

Guy1: You are such a procrastinigga.

by @iBlackguy August 25, 2012

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009