permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Permanent Rape Face

A state of being in which a guy's face just seems to say that he is (going to be) a rapist. Every facet of their face and general demeanor screams, "CREEPY" and makes you want to get to a safe location with lots of lighting and people.

An excellent sign that you should steer clear of this one.

Kate: "So, I was thinking about going out with Tony on Friday."
Mads: "Dude's got PRF."
Kate: "What?"
Mads: "Permanent Rape Face - total creep. I'd say no."
Kate: "Yeah, I guess I'd rather stay home than go out with a future rapist."

by Daywings April 8, 2013

permanent makeup

A cosmetic tattooing technique in which one can create captivating smudge proof eyeliner, breathtaking well defined brows, a youthful fuller looking lip line and color.

The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.

Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.

I love permanent makeup and look so polished all the time and I do not have to apply makeup daily since it is tattooed.

I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup

by ACAS March 2, 2014

Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018