Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday March 5, 2011

perping

Perping to mix mash brands or articles of clothing that technically don’t belong together. As used in the nineties, in the north/Midwest

You’re wearing Adidas track pants and Nike flip flop, you’re perping.

by Rillah dot July 17, 2019

peeping tom

term used to describe a log of poop, when it sinks into the hole but still "peeks" up out of the surface of the water a little

"Dude I just totally left a Peeping Tom in your toilet!"

by cky8421 May 17, 2006

Peeping Tom

Taking a shit after eating alot of corn the night before, and looking down and seeing your turd starting to come out of your ass with two little pieces of corn in it, that look like eyes. A piece of shit, with two pieces of corn for eye balls, thats peeping out of your asshole.

Man, i know i ate alot of corn yesterday.. Cause when i was taking a shit, i looked down and had a peeping tom coming out of my ass. That peeping tom scared the hell out of me. It was LOOKING at me maaaaaan!!!

by Josh G, ocala FL October 1, 2009

Peeping Tom

A boss that likes to spy on his workers,lurking in the shadows like you can't see him.

Hey is that Wesley lurking in the shadows?Yeah that's him the peeping tom.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 28, 2016

Pewping

Pooping, bullets. From the anus.

“Sucks when you are pewping and on your period and don’t have a extra tampon”

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by ТИГР АКУЛА July 13, 2018

perpatrating. perping

up to no good. mischievous

Kelley was perpatrating. perping when she silently devised a plan to prank her friend.

by cuesta87 October 28, 2013