mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. October 01, 2008

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 30, 2016

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 28, 2015

Voodoo mayonnaise

Semen

Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.

by mikeyviking May 03, 2023

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator June 29, 2015

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit June 28, 2015

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023