Woolly Mammoth 

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

Woolly Mammoth by BBTM August 27, 2009

wholly mammoth 

a depiction of a walrus that is created by using straws in the place of tusks.

also, a large female?? creature who roams cafeterias.

-"omg, why does that wholly mammoth have such large tusks?"
-"they only have industrial sized straws."

wholly mammoth by adjkl2 January 8, 2010

Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

Wooly Mammoth by Frempt November 26, 2009

Swoley Mammoth

The act of taking performance enhancing drugs and then working out profusely which in turn causes massive muscle growth and extreme penile shrinking.

Yo Tyler did you see CJ the other day? He looks all swoley mammoth.

Swoley Mammoth by SwervinSuburban August 29, 2011

moody mammoth 

1.) severe syndrome of "actin' a fool"
2.) when your mood brings those down around you
3.)the level of moodyness below moody-a-souraus
4.) suffering from severe mood swinges also accompanied by violence, and rage

The only known cure for "Moody Mammoth Syndrome" is a HUG.

Otherwise known as "MMS"

Brian is being a "Moody Mammoth" because he has a headache.

moody mammoth by maxavious March 21, 2005

wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

wooly mammoth by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

woolie mammoth 

Going balls deep in a very hairy asshole.

I started fucking this bitch last night and before I knew it I had myself a class A woolie mammoth fuck on my hands.

woolie mammoth by lub3rcated g04t November 10, 2015