kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.

Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!

by gogo June 10, 2006

KANGAROO FUCK

when fucking your chick standing up. sort of like giving a piggy back on your front

while shagging my girl missionary i stood up, and kangaroo fucked her

by Jeffie126943 October 27, 2007

kangaroo slam

putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your back, causing the penis to go through the midget.

"Wow, I didn't think it would work, but the kangaroo slam definately got rid of my midget problem."

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003

german kangaroo

When a man lies on his back with a boner pointing straight up and the girl jumps and lands with her puss on his dick off a mini trampoline, then immediatley starts shitting over his balls.

-Max broke his dick off when Katie screwed up her german kangaroo.
-Although Julie thought she was a prude the mear mention of a german kangaroo was just what she needed to get her off her ass and on a cock.

by Muscles and Dark Chocolate January 26, 2008

Kangarooster

A kangarooster is a kangaroo and a rooster combined (duh) it is from the short around 26 secound long song Thus Spake The Kangarooster by HORSE the Band a Death Metal / Emo / Hardcore band...they can be found at myspace.com music section.

the song
Thus Spake The Kangarooster

"in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster, half of him was kangaroo the other half was rooster, he could jum and he could crow, clap his wings tap his toes, in the land of lets pretend there lived a kangarooster."

-HORSE the band

by BackPack December 13, 2005

Kangaroo Jack

When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!

Before i slayed that pussy last night i went on a safari and played Kangaroo Jack!

by Kangaroo Jack Man July 16, 2010

Kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass.

Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.

by steezlawhd December 16, 2011