the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.
Luke- I need to have a second bath.
Mary- Why?
Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.
Mary- Why?
Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.
by LaughingMan56 March 19, 2010
to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.
Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.
Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.
Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.
by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009
The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.
by zesineg September 29, 2009
This term comes from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Spongebob thinks it will be cool to have a jellyfish as a pet.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.
Omg what the hell is going on over there?! I think they're having a fuckin jellyfish party! Goddamnit!
by Anonymous225kittykittylicklick May 23, 2009
The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.
by lingurgitator June 29, 2007
The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.
by Buster Grand May 25, 2014
When a wonderful lady puts a jellyfish in a plastic bag and inserts it into her Hooha, then asks her man to go down on her. Upon doing so his face is stung and the lady stops the stinging by urinating on his face.
Last night Shirley gave me a Tokyo Jellyfish, my tongue is still swollen and my face smells like piss...it was the best!! I'm gonna marry that girl.
by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014