Ikea

The nastiest sex position known to man. Originating in Sweden, it requires at least 3 men and all must be extremely flexible. In fact, it takes people several days to recover from it.

We started off with Kaitlyn pulling the train, but then Justin came, so we decided to do the Ikea.

by AL2009 July 28, 2009

IKEA

Funiture place to get swedish funiture that is trendy but doesnt last a long time because it eventually breaks but the good part is at the end you can eat some $0.50 hotdogs with flys next to the soda machine

Hey lets go to ikea they have those $50.00 cent hotdogs mad out of swedish crap

by Andre1981 March 14, 2007

Ikea Bag

A womans vagina after she has given birth to several children.

4 KIDS! Her undercarriage must be an Ikea Bag.

by Someone named Brett July 26, 2011

Ikeapain

The pain you feel inside your heart and soul when you get lost in Ikea.

Jody: Where are the wardrobes?
Beth (on phone): I think you passed them...
Jody: Sheet....Ikeapain!*dies inside*

by johan2303 October 7, 2009

Ikeache

The physical or psychological pain one gets from realizing that the crap bought from Ikea is just that, crap.

Sue: Hey Mike, what's wrong, you look upset?

Mike: My bed broke and I can't fix it! I have an Ikeache!

by spamsters July 20, 2011

IKEAphilia

An uncontrollable love of anything IKEA.

My IKEAphilia made me buy it.

by svanstrom December 30, 2011

Ikea Flat

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.

You're acting like an ikea flat.

by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013