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Can’t hide money

A passive aggressive phrase that is paired with “must be nice.” Normally used to point out your own short comings when compared to someone else who spends their money on premium or fancy objects.
“I see you just ordered PTE8385 turbo and a GrannasRacing1000 T56 Transmission. Can’t hide money.”

“Thomas just bought a new boat. I just saw him pulling it into his gated community. Can’t hide money.”
by Skwerly September 8, 2021
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durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with “durn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.
If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell “durn your hide”.
by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 15, 2023
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My mom and dad are hide and seek enthusiasts and are going to the Middle East to find Osama bin Laden to become the new hide and seek champion of the world.
by Lady_Super_Spy June 18, 2010
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hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.
Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!
by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009
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Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"
by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006
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