Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

Audacity of Hops

Audacity of HOPS, also called the "Beer Summit" is President Obama make-up meeting beer drinking mixer between Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Cambridge, Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley in the Rose Garden of the White House.

drinking Beer in The White House to amend racial tensions , is for sure an Audacity of Hops!

by RickHard July 30, 2009

Hampson

The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.

That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad

by Will Hampson February 16, 2004

no haps

Not going to be happening

Is that party still goin down on Saturday?
No haps, everybody's busy.

by madness116 October 11, 2006

air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)

Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

by Awesome Aaron from the 954 April 8, 2010

What's the happs?

A shortened version of asking 'What's happening?' as a greeting or when trying to find out more information when unsure of what's going on.

"What's the happs?"

by Lucky Cat January 13, 2009

hampster

The retarded way to spell hamster. There's no "p" in hamster. Kthnxbai.

Gal: "Aww. Look at the little hampster running on her wheel"
Guy: "Umm..."

by Yams September 9, 2006