Grampagne

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.

"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."

by freakyniquey November 18, 2012

Gramp tramp

Women who only date men who are significantly older than they are.

Look at that young girl with that silver fox. Is that her dad or her date? She’s a real gramp tramp.

by ButtloadBetty92 May 25, 2018

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.

Hey old gregg! Im taking a grumpy!

by Khlidy May 24, 2019

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by grumbus October 9, 2022

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023