Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

going griswold

Decorating your house over the top while making your neighbors hate you.

Man did you see the Smith's house that guys going Griswold!

by Griswold29 December 1, 2013

Grisel

Meaning a girl that is afraid of what people might think of her.
Quiet, shy.
Doesn't have much friends because of the fact that she is very shy.
If you see a Grisel, it is mostly short for Griselda.
Shes usually white,slim,slender,and usually brunette.

Wow! Do you see that quiet girl over there? ...shes a Grisel.

by The person who wrote this. April 14, 2009

gristle effect

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

by griss February 14, 2006

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

Grisloader

Anything nasty. Mostly used when eating fast food. Could be used as an insult or to tell somebody that you need to drop a load.

Grisloader, Grisbomb, Griscusting.

I'm not eating that grisloader, it will make me shit all week.

by Jamie and Jeff January 21, 2004