Gopher Gooking 

The technique used by those of Gook descent in which the gook pops his/her head out of a hole similar to the way a gopher would out of a tunnel.

Oshit that CZ just gopher gooked me!

Gopher Gooking by new June 2, 2003

GOPher-cheese 

The best cheese to offer GOP whiners upset about losing votes at the polls.

"Gee Mr. Republican voter, can I offer you some GOPher-cheese to go with that whine?"

GOPher-cheese by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

gopher patch 

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

gopher patch by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Gopher Punch 

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

Gopher Punch by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009

gopher knobbin 

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

gopher knobbin by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011

Gopher Smash 

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

Gopher Smash by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Gopher Search 

Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.

gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.

edu - educational institute

other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations

If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!

Gopher Search by Gophergeanspeachykeens November 6, 2012