Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.

oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.

by J45P31NL December 2, 2010

The flopping fish

When a woman orgasims and flopps around like a fish out of water.

While Brett tried fucking the shit out of a girl, she did the flopping fish, he worried she was dying of a heart attack....but brett just wasnt that good!

by Brett Westra November 26, 2007

Flopping

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

See Also: Jabber-Wickling

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 15, 2005

Fupping

Smoking an electronic cigarette, another term for vaping. A description of the continuous puffing action used by E-cigarette users. Akin to the mindless constant chewing action of a Koala, and their stoned appearance.

I'm just going outside for a quick Fupp, anyone want to join me?.

Where is Dean? He's outside Fupping

by Alf from Home & Away November 28, 2013

Fomping

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

by Einstein is the best March 25, 2009

Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.

With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011

Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012