flaarp

That shitty handheld machine that makes fart noises (no pun intended)

Flaarp me up daddy!!!

by Hugh the Fu Man Chu March 20, 2017

flabatado

I way to say "Shut the F*** Up" with out having to use profanity.

Herman: *Says Something Really Annoying*
Sarmini: Herman Flabatado...

by Flabatado May 9, 2017

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Flabalancen

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017

fladangle

A boob that sags due to size/weight

Damn, she has a big fladangle.

by d3a1x7b5 October 18, 2017

Flaaka

A drug, also known as BATHE SALTS that people ingest either by smoking, snorting OR slamming it, which creates flesh eating zombies.

"FLAAKA.... That shit be crayy crayy!! It be makin' you hella actin' stooopid differ!!"
"Yo, yo TRU STAWRY BRAH! IT'S FER TRU, FER RIIZLE!!"

by VixenBeck June 16, 2018

Flabagondable

An amazing person who you just cannot describe. You live them so much but cannot put it in a sentence.

Dude 1: woa that girl she’s so cool I can’t explain it....
Dude 2: shes flabagondable bro

by Coolioimani February 11, 2020