Fizzle-whacker

A way to properly describe an elf prostitute. These are the sleezy, greasy sex loving machines of the North Pole. They particularly enjoy cum guzzling and anal beads. If you’re looking for a slippery slope to “sled” down then go to craigslist to find the nearest fizzle-whacker.

Brad went to the North Pole last week to partake in the art of the fizzle-whacker.

by SlopTopMop January 20, 2019

hizzy fizzle

a hissy fit thrown after one takes the last hit of a bowl or bong.

"Bitch, don't throw a hizzy fizzle we'll just pack another!"

by ghetto fabb May 5, 2008

thug fizzle

(a)Tapping it
or
(b)Getting your mac on.
or
(c)Participating in or acompanying in any gangster or thug activity.

My friend is going to get his thug fizzle on this weekend.

by Chase Walker a.k.a Pimpolous February 10, 2005

fizzle dizzle

An impotent or flaccid member.

'I took her back to my place but I had so much to drink I had a fizzle dizzle...'

by Lisa Jones June 2, 2007

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Wen Fizzle

The coolest, sexiest dude in da world.

Look at that dude Wen Fizzle

by W. October 8, 2003

Wizzle fizzle

Wifi

Gotta hook up the wizzle fizzle son

by Harrybones May 6, 2018