Tri-facial

When three people jizz on your face.

Everyone thought Wendy was the innocent type until she got a tri-facial round the back of Chuck E Cheese.

by Plato's Second Son June 9, 2010

Slushie Facial

An unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie.

One of the most hilarious running gags on Fox's hit series "Glee" is the "Slushie Facial," where an unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie. Rachel, Finn, Puck, Kurt...they've all been on the wrong side of a Big Gulp.

by TonyD343 April 21, 2010

Fack

A ship name that involves the actors Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer

Did you see Jack's livestream?? He said FACK IS REAL!!!

by Fack is real November 23, 2017

facial

A sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a girl's face.

Andy pulled out, and gave Justine a facial.

by Toastmaster March 7, 2004

Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.

by Woodenho July 13, 2010

Surprise Facial

When you and a number of other people are in a casual conversation and you secretly begin to masturbate. Just before reaching the ejaculation, WHIP OUTCHA COCK and EXPLODE all over one of the female's faces.

'Yo Jefferson Black Man, I was mingling with some friends on Saturday and Taneisha gave me a dirty look. To get back at her I gave her a surprise facial!'
'You mean like cum?'
'Yea man, she was fuckin glazed.'

by IMA CUM ON YOU December 17, 2008

Facial Hair Rule

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR

According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!

by Mindbleed June 15, 2008