by sarcastically aristocratic January 2, 2015
Get the reverse evolution mug.A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
"Reverand Jim told me he saw an evolutionist the other day."
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
by BrokenEye, Lord and Savior February 22, 2010
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The Gameboy Evolution is composed of all the stages the Nintendo Gameboy evolved from. First came the simple Gameboy. (also known as the caveboy) Second, the Gameboy Pocket. Third the Gameboy Color. Fourth the Gameboy Advance. And last is what we now call the Gameboy SP, the most magnificent handheld game ever created. What will come next? Who knows? (the guys already making the new stuff)
by Julian Alvarez January 15, 2004
Get the The Gameboy Evolution mug.Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by AtheistMetal June 7, 2012
Get the Evolution mug.a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
by Kevinjh June 13, 2009
Get the evolutionist mug.a person, essentially going back to the old theory of Abiogenesis.
a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
This article is not written in a way that should ridicule those believing in evolution, but the cases mentioned are realistic
a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
This article is not written in a way that should ridicule those believing in evolution, but the cases mentioned are realistic
by Kevin_jh June 1, 2009
Get the evolutionist mug.To develop one's male partner gradually, from a simple to a more complex form.
This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.
This is usually accomplished by gently nudging his hormonal response by controlling or inhibiting ejaculation. Pegging and other tools may also play part in said evolution. This evolution typically results in a level of female dominance and in many cases a female led relationship.
by Evolving Your Man January 5, 2021
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