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Drunk Cig

A cigarette smoked while intoxicated. They don't count.
I've only ever smoked drunk cigs, so I tell people I've never smoked.
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war on drugs

A century-long attempt by the American government to suppress the recreational use of narcotics, based for the bulk of its history upon racial prejudice. The first major piece of federal legislation (the Harrison Act) was passed in 1914, chiefly justified by a fear of east-asian opium. In the subsequent years, marijuana became the primary focus of drug warriors as its use was increasingly associated with Mexican immigrants and the (black-dominated) jazz scene. Correlating drug use with inner-city crime, Richard Nixon (and later Ronald Reagan) explicitly declared war on drug use in the US, and allocated massive spending increases to the associated federal bureaus. While the rhetoric used by George Bush, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush was less harsh, no effort has been made in the past twenty years to rein in federal spending on the drug war; over that span the media spotlight was shifted from inner-city crack abuse to inner-city heroin abuse to youth ecstasy use to rural methamphetamine use in the hopes of maintaining hysteria.

The war on drugs has focused primarily upon two weakly-related goals: the reduction of domestic demand for drugs based upon punitive measures (that is, jail time) and the reduction of foreign supply through crop eradication and the interception of drug shipments (the end goal being to raise US prices by lowering supply). As is borne out by the US government's own data, both strategies are crippled by deep logical flaws.

The first flaw concerns the economics of black markets: rendering a product illegal does little to raise the cost of its production, but does much to raise its price. Profits soar, creating a massive incentive for new players to enter the business at all levels. Because drugs are cheap and easy to produce, farmers in poor areas can make better money and grow larger crops than they can with fruits and vegetables. Because drugs are cheap and easy to sell, dealers in poor areas can make more than they can working a minimum wage job. The profitability of the drug trade poses another problem as well: any time a major figure is arrested or killed, another person, or worse, several persons, are available to replace them, doing nothing to stem the trade but increasing its violence.

The second flaw is inherent to the logic of the drug warriors' attempts to restrict supply: In an ordinary market, prices vary consistently with supply, but the illegality of drugs creates a price floor: At high levels of supply prices are artificially held high by the mere fact that drugs are illegal. Until a certain threshold of drug interception is reached (roughly 70-80% of incoming shipments) prices will be more or less constant. The US currently estimates it finds 10% of the drugs entering the country.

The drug war does nothing to prevent addiction or lower prices: the National Survey on Drug Use and Health has shown an increase in addiction rates over the past thirty years, and a sharp drop in prices. The only success, such as it is, has been a drop in the casual (infrequent and non-dangerous) use of marijuana.

There are of course many disastrous social consequences to the War on Drugs, but they are too many and too depressing to discuss here.
"We do know this, that more people die every year as a result of the war against drugs than die from what we call, generically, overdosing."
- William F. Buckley, Jr.
by Blah #5 June 26, 2005
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drunk shimoda

Any character or actor in a show or movie that does something which unintentionally draw attention or causes the viewer to laugh. The drunk shimoda is often a minor character or extra.

The term comes from a Star Trek review podcast and is an award given out at the end of each episode.
So Ben have you found any drunk shimodas?

My drunk shimoda goes to...
by Criticalstink June 4, 2017
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DruDaBoss99

DruDaBoss99 is pokefan78281’s best friend. He is obsessed with Aerosprays and Inkbrushes yet still purchased an undercover brella. He is a professional Booyah Bully who plays Legend of Zelda breath of the wild DURING a SPLATFEST. Has a tendency to gamble his soul away in Splatoon for empty promises. Sometimes also plays too much my singing monsters, and whose dream is to launch Amy, (the dog) on a skateboard with a rocket to live up to the name “Rocket Shell”. At the same time, can be a little gross but a great person to have by your side.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Side affects of being within a 10 mile radius of DruDaBoss99 may include:
Eating packing peanuts, paying him to eat your library receipt for shits and giggles, being shamed for using the undercover brella, not receiving your chipotle guacamole sauce, picking at your open wounds with a yarn needle, attempting to give your friends a straight up ball of yarn for Christmas but then being stopped by your mom telling you “No”, having your umbrella taken hostage along with your ID card, and being looked at in a frog like manner.

If you can safely avoid all of these side affects, you still have time before it’s too late. RUN 🏃 ♀️💨

I’m DruDaBoss99 and I approve this message! -Totally not pokefan78281 pretending to be DruDaBoss99
DruDaBoss99 can be a very hard person to understand.
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Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.
Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.
by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020
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Drunkfolded

The new standard of fucked up. Unbelievably crazy drunk.
When you wake up in a dumpster with some lube and a hamster, you have been drunkfolded.
by partyHearty69 May 12, 2010
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cum drunk

Being in a state that is comparable to intoxication after having experienced an exceptional orgasm. Usually results in stumbling around, disorientation, slurring of words/sentences, temporarily impaired vision and a cramp in a foot or a leg.
I fucked her so good she came hard and was cum drunk for like ten minutes afterward.
by JSF87 October 3, 2011
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