DruDaBoss99

DruDaBoss99 is pokefan78281’s best friend. He is obsessed with Aerosprays and Inkbrushes yet still purchased an undercover brella. He is a professional Booyah Bully who plays Legend of Zelda breath of the wild DURING a SPLATFEST. Has a tendency to gamble his soul away in Splatoon for empty promises. Sometimes also plays too much my singing monsters, and whose dream is to launch Amy, (the dog) on a skateboard with a rocket to live up to the name “Rocket Shell”. At the same time, can be a little gross but a great person to have by your side.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Side affects of being within a 10 mile radius of DruDaBoss99 may include:
Eating packing peanuts, paying him to eat your library receipt for shits and giggles, being shamed for using the undercover brella, not receiving your chipotle guacamole sauce, picking at your open wounds with a yarn needle, attempting to give your friends a straight up ball of yarn for Christmas but then being stopped by your mom telling you “No”, having your umbrella taken hostage along with your ID card, and being looked at in a frog like manner.

If you can safely avoid all of these side affects, you still have time before it’s too late. RUN 🏃 ♀️💨

I’m DruDaBoss99 and I approve this message! -Totally not pokefan78281 pretending to be DruDaBoss99

DruDaBoss99 can be a very hard person to understand.

DruDaBoss99 by pokefan78281 February 24, 2023

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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