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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
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deshoun

Deshoun is usually a big black man who eats a lot and is pretty lazy most of the time. But he tires to look for the love of his life and Hang with his friends.
Deshoun won’t get up and do his chores because he is to busy eating.
by lilpjooo November 19, 2023
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dyeshone

A handsome fine ass man dyeshone is funny a player sum girls might call him a hoe but he really just looking for love
Dyeshone or shone or Dyshone
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Deshon

Deshon is usually a punk and gets no girls .he is very corny ,dry, & bland . His jokes are sure to leave everyone uninterested . His kids will likely bully him . He is most likely insecure with himself which is why he can’t dress. His breathe probably reeks of boo boo . He very likely unhygienic. He may be gay .
Girl: Deshon stinks so bad !
Boy: Yes I know

Girl: I would never date him !
Boy: He can learn.
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deesphobic

When you're afraid of dees nutz.
- What do you think of my opinion?
- Based
- Don't use that word! "Based" is a deesphobic term!
- What does "deesphobic" even mean?
- It means you're afraid of dees nutz.
by kleofas April 5, 2024
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Dershowitz’d

1) what happens to a person that is a human trafficked as a minor and a dirty old man engages in sexual activity with that person against their will. 2) The rape and torture of trafficked minors

Alan Deshowitz is documented, photographed and self confessed to have traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" and "Only getting massages" "That he didn't even enjoy" from trafficked minors. WE all know the truth - He engaged in rape with those children. Dershowitz, like Santorum, is attempting to flip the narrative and play the victim using his own name as a weapon against "woke" and "Cancel Culture". Progressives agree that this cannot be allowed to happen so we are here making our point that to be Dershowitz’d is as horrible sounding as Santorum is now.

For examples look for "The Majority Report" and the story "Dershowitz Claims No Judge Will Overturn Trump Conviction For Fear Of Being “Dershowitz’d”"
Jeffrey Epstein would bring in young girls from other states to be Dershowitz’d by his friend Alan.
by Dark.Soul June 1, 2024
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Deesh

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1 : Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Deesh
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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