The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

decrotch

v. To forcibly remove concealed contraband from a fellow inmate's vagina. A violent act accompanied by a physical beating. British prison slang, derived from the term crotch.

Let's decrotch the new girl, maybe she's carrying gear.

by Tribade June 28, 2008

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

decrib

The act of stealing or revoking a crib or bed from a Pokemon.

Also: decrib, decribed, decribing

Squirtle was sleeping soundly until Marie broke into his nursery to decrib him, dumping him out of his bed- blankets and all- and then she proceeded to flee out the nearest window with his crib.

by Emily22222 November 4, 2007

Decaying Winter

A survival game made by creator Archeximus that can be argued to be the hardest game of the entire platform. It could be said that 89% of the players still have not win the game, and the reason it's just 89% is because there are not many new players coming in as of now.

Tim: "Hey have you played Decaying Winter before?"
Mark: "don't. remind me. OF THAT HELLISH EXPERIENCE AGAIN"

by top10urmom July 8, 2022

decoy

A usually attractive female who lures men and has bad intentions to do them harm.

What out for her she's a decoy.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg June 4, 2017

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005