cybersleuth

Information Technology Security professional who's primary role is investigations, forensics or detective type work.

Meet Bob , our company CyberSleuth. He will be able to tell you what that employee did while plugged into our network.

by loafed November 17, 2016

cyber emo

a person who is oxymoron to himself and is socially neutral.All he wants to be famous but spends all his life plotting and contradicting himself. Tries to show fake superiority over new people he meets which is probably because of being shunned by everyone in his childhood. is a jack of all trades but master of none. Good in handling gadgets and "self appreciates" himself for his cyber skills. Tries to make everyone happy and ends up hurting himself. Has few friends and keeps replacing them. Shows love for gore but inside his heart there's a great disgust and fear for bloodshed. Thinks himself as a mastermind but mostly ends up choosing plan b. Helps people with his tech skills which motivates him. "Wanna be Dictator".

I can't tell whats wrong with Max.I love him but he is an idiot? He is an emo but not the regular one!He keeps talking about cutting his wrist but he once panicked like a kid seeing my nose bleed XD. Ya he once fixed my phone. I have seen him doing lots of stuff in his garage! In highschool he once planned to help me slip through my room when i was grounded but as usual ended up being grounded himself and four dose of rabies vaccine XD! He is truly a Cyber Emo XD

by the_desperate_moron June 8, 2019

cyberpsychs

Slang term used for the growing mass of mental health professionals who’ve obtained their education and degrees from online schools and who may decide to conduct therapy entirely online as well.

Sometimes I really wonder if the cyberpsychs I’ve been in virtual counseling with have had any visceral experience at all in the three dimensional world with evaluating and treating mental conditions.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2023

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

sirius cybernetics

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came. their product's superficial flaws hid their fundimental design flaws. makers of almost every electronic device in the galaxy.

future encyclopidia glactica

by annon. January 19, 2004

Cybersexual Tension

sexual tension but over the world wide web.

Liquidboardr79: LiIiKE OmFg i WaS JusT TaLkiiInG to RogErR oN AiM aNd He SaIiD He WaNTeD To Do DiIiRtY UnMenTioNaBles To MEeE!!.

PARKSTEN5473: LiIiKe OmiiIiGaWdD SaLLy! YoUu CraZzi BiItcH thAts CYBERSEXUAL TENSION tO ThE MaX.@!!!

by KtrashyC October 20, 2007

Cyber Delusion

The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...

...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...

... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...

These people in this chatroom sure have their cyber delusion on.

by ChaoticLunatic May 1, 2009