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extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
cunted by james November 15, 2003
When something is Amazing! Whenever any of the Five senses is Tingled!
Wow Fellas! Those shrooms we took in the mountains were so Cundies!
Cundies by Tron_69 March 26, 2011
This occurs when a guy has a gf/chick friend whose nether region satisfies a man to the point where he only needs that one.
I've been with this girl for like a month now but I'm totally cuntent with her because the sex is that amazing.
cuntent by mastecon421 July 29, 2011

cuntdestroyer

Biggest player in the world, could get any girl he wanted
Damn that guy is a cuntdestroyer, im keeping my sister away from him
cuntdestroyer by miremel November 21, 2009

cuntceited 

similar to a vaingina. Except whereas a vaingina is a hot girl who while full of herself is still ok to hang out with. A hot girl who is cuntceited not only is full of herself but also such a bitch that she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Nelson: Yo, Dane's ex is such a bitch. She totally lives in a bubble that just revolves around her.

Dave: Can you believe she said she had to lower her standards so much to be with him, and that's why she cheated because she couldn't even recognize herself anymore.

Nelson: I know she's so cuntceited!
cuntceited by autobot85 March 26, 2010

Cunted in the Mouth 

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.