by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”
“no way !!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”
“no way !!”
by sumireslover September 15, 2021
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A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
Get the Cumputer mug.When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed
(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
by Nomis06 July 12, 2007
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Get the Rusty Crumpet mug.by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016
Get the Dusty crumpet mug.When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
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