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Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008
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contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.
the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock
by fire909 May 11, 2011
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connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.
Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!
by Brian V. Harris December 28, 2007
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connector

An individual with eyebrows that connect in the middle of the forehead.
Hey check out the connectors eating the Sharma.
by B-Rad222223 April 1, 2008
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beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.
I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.
by #ThugLife July 2, 2015
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Hector Connectors

Eyebrows that connect together to create a singular eyebrow. Also called Unibrow and Monobrow.
Person 1: Hey fred, check out that guy's hector connectors!
by Cordelia Forest February 25, 2008
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Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.
Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.
by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009
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