clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Clump

A foolish person. A person who needs help

Your such a clump

by King_solo November 3, 2018

clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird

"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"

by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022

Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.

A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!

by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018